muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police














(- The Magic of Belle Isle (via 500daysofpanicking))




(- Thought Catalog (via khounstipated)

(Source: koizoraa)

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katherlne:

the first person to die was probably like “dude what”




my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations






pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die